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the ultimate answer
The super computer, Deep Thought has conveniently given us the answer of Life’s Ultimate Question. But then, what is 42?
Well, 42 could be anything, or some particular thing, whatever it is, it’s the universe’s biggest mystery that needs unsolving! I’m not sure we could decipher the meaning behind 42 at our time, but we sure can contribute to the progress.
So I, among many others before me, has opened up an account of this interesting website that should help the humanity to survive: CHECK THIS OUT! 
Aren't you proud to be Indonesian? Being able to produce masterpiece like this. It's just AMAZING!
Who doesn’t know Naruto? This ongoing manga written by Masashi Kishimoto is pretty much well known around the globe. Not even kids, but adults are also into this manga as they’ve found the story about Naruto, a ninja kid in orange jumpsuit fighting his way to become the leader of a tiny village is a masterpiece that only comes once in twenty years! (the previous would be Dragon Ball, who happen to be the inspiration for Naruto)
The premise may sounds uninteresting for most people. Well, village leader isn’t really an ambition that most kids have. If anything, it would be a king, or president, or prime minister or something. Except this one particular village is full of ninjas that has superhuman powers! Not to mention that the main character, this Naruto kid, has affection towards the villain, who was his bestfriend when they were 8. So yeah, this hint of homosexualism that hooked most of girl readers despite the fact that Naruto is a shonen manga (comic for young boys) is the reason behind its popularity. Girls likes yaoi (boy and boy romance), gay kids likes gay heroes. As simple as that.
Okay, as I said, this manga is still ongoing and far from finish. But we, Indonesian, are so impatient we don’t just rush to the ending, but to the sequel instead! Who cares about ending when we can just skip the whole crap and start a whole new Naruto story? A heterosexual Naruto for heterosexual kids, perhaps?
Except now the kid is called Naburo, probably to avoid legal problems. His parents identity are explained, though they’re already dead even before the story started, probably to avoid retarded discussion about his parents. He now has a hot nanny and a stepfather, a serious man with a curly hair who is also Naburo father’s best friend, the current acting leader of the village.
miserable idiot fucker, trying to count those coins manually one by one.
I didn’t really follow the news, but Prita’s cause ‘Koin For Prita’ has been showing on TV more than once per day for the last few weeks, so It’s pretty normal for me to notice this: There’s a shitload of coins for Prita she’s pretty much covered when it comes to paying pak ogah, tukang parkir and every beggars for the rest of her life!
But there’s a problem:
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